i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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