they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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