at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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