Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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