it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
soo... how was my night?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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