I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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