Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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