covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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