Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Rumble strips road head = magical
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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