my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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