I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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