Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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