Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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