I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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