careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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