Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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