the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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