worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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