I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
COCAINE IS GR8
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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