Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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