Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
