How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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