i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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