so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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