Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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