Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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