i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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