Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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