There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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