Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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