did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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