then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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