Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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