SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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