: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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