i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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