just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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