I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize