dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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