i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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