Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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