I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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