He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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