Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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