We're like a lot better than the average bears
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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