Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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