I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
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he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
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The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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