let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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