I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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