Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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