i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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