I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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