I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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