Are we in a gay sports bar?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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