How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize