Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Randomize
