i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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